May 2013
*Wakes up in the middle of the night*
Me: Please don't be 6am
*1;48am*
Me: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME!
*Shoves face back into pillow*
claydols:
who decided that you need some deep back story in order to justify your tattoo if you think a deer is gonna look cool as hell on your arm then go ahead and get it tattooed
“Stay close to anything that makes you glad you are alive.”
– Hafiz (via perfect)
sataaaaaan:
ever-so-plucky:
My life has become, like, 87 times easier ever since I learned that you can take the two numbers and the dot off of the url of a picture and it won’t be a grey box anymore.
I LEARNED SOMETHING TODAY THANK YOU.
mattfoundglory:
the only reason i wear all black is so i can absorb the energy from the sun and become the most powerful being on the earth
foodtrucker:
waking up and getting up are two very very different things
lavicomtesse:
My grandfather got suspended from Catholic school for referring to Jesus Christ and the twelve apostles as J.C. and the Boys.
do u wanna cuddle naked yes or yes
Good handjob tips:
Put your mouth on it.
theselener:
theselener:
theselener:
what’s the richest kind of air
billionaire
i lost 2 followers from this in like 6 seconds
